The Thread That Theoretically Dosen't Suck

[Zynth]

(edit- btw: hamburgers with cheese & mustard are far superior to hamburgers with mayonnaise & cheese...is that an insensitive statement that alienates the portion of the burger population that lacks cheese entirely, or should the cheesless bastards just hush & own it, wearing their cheeselessness like a badge of honor?)

Yes I agree wholly that indeed cheese and mustard is superior to mayonnaise and cheese. I in fact am against mayonnaise entirely. Mayonnaise has no rightful place as a food condiment. For fast food, mustard and ketchup reign supreme. In salads, Italian and Ceasar control the monopoly. Mayonnaise is in fact useless as a condiment and should be removed completely.

I don't understand how it can be insensitive statement to the cheeseless burger population. I feel that cheeseless burgers have their own charm in themselves. In fact, there are fewer cheeseless burgers around now. The rarity of cheeseless burgers add to their charm. I believe the cheeseless burger population should be proud of their cheeseless heritage and uniqueness that comes with it.

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