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Offline Makc_RU
01-05-2012, 09:51 AM,
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Those people, for whom English is an ESL, will understand me better than the native speakers.

So, I am flying through a system in my trader and another captain is asking me to stop. I could not, because I was on a time schedule, so I tell him: "I can't, I am on the clock."

Thanks god, I noticed that the letter L did not go through and I corrected the error. In my language the translation is even more hilarious.


Similar story happened to me back in the day, when I was still in college. I had to write an essay about my immigration experience and how it affected me. I invited a girl, which i really liked, to help me with my work, check for grammar, spelling, etc. Well, we wrote an essay, smoked up a tad (i know, but it was a looooooong time ago) and I had to give my essay a title. Well, I thought about it and decided to name it STUCK IN BETWEEN, as in between of two cultures.
I notice that she looks at me kind of strange with a weird face expression. I look at her, she looks back at me, I keep looking at her...i look at my screen and notice that T didn't go through and my essay is called SUCK IN BETWEEN. I am guessing she thought I was hinting at something. Well, after she saw me getting all red and correcting the error we had a good laugh. All and all, I got a good grade for the essay, but the girl wasn't interested in me, only as friends...


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Funny - by Makc_RU - 01-05-2012, 09:51 AM
Funny - by Ogris - 01-05-2012, 10:11 AM
Funny - by Makc_RU - 01-05-2012, 10:30 AM
Funny - by Slavik - 01-05-2012, 10:51 AM
Funny - by Anomander - 01-05-2012, 10:58 AM
Funny - by Ogris - 01-05-2012, 02:41 PM
Funny - by Hastings1066 - 01-05-2012, 03:15 PM
Funny - by Makc_RU - 01-05-2012, 05:25 PM
Funny - by Ogris - 01-05-2012, 09:02 PM

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