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Target:Red Hessian Army officials
Subject:Report no. 4


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Sehr geehrtes Obercommando of the Red Hessians!




Day 5:




[color=#FFFFFF]*Backgound sounds of the community rooms*



Grrr... This duty rota left no room for me to get in touch with the right people.

So no news concerning the whereabouts of my Father.



[color=#FFFFFF]*suspire*



How did he used to say? Business before pleasure.

My task was to patrol the Omegas with my Thor, scouting for Corsair Clowns, Bunter Buttheads and various creeps.

Setting out from Freital yesterday, I stumbled someone from which I first thought he's just another little Daumann puppy.







As it turned out this one, was quite a decent guy. Keep both eyes on him, as I am pretty sure that we might win him over for our cause.

I will share this message log for those who're interested.



*typing sounds*

[font=arial]::: THIS TRANSMISSION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY "KLEVERS STARKBIER" AHHH :::



[04.02.2012 15:51:25] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Klever: "Hail Kapitaen Hartmut.Schneider.! Will you hold your vessel for a second?"

[04.02.2012 15:51:42] Hartmut.Schneider.: Hail, roger that, engines stoped

[04.02.2012 15:51:44] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Just want to have a talk.
[04.02.2012 15:52:00] [RHA]Geheimrezept: You enjoy working for Daumann?

[04.02.2012 15:52:03] Hartmut.Schneider.: Guten Tag Herr Clever

[04.02.2012 15:52:19] Hartmut.Schneider.: i try to do so, these days it is very hard

[04.02.2012 15:52:29] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Tell me about it...

[04.02.2012 15:52:45] Hartmut.Schneider.: yesterday for example
[04.02.2012 15:53:04] Hartmut.Schneider.: i saw an indipent pirate
[04.02.2012 15:53:27] Hartmut.Schneider.: he want all my cargo, is that the truth and Codex of Pirates?

[04.02.2012 15:53:30] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Do you remember his name?

[04.02.2012 15:53:54] Hartmut.Schneider.: no sorry, but it wasnt a Red Hessian

[04.02.2012 15:54:03] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Well, we hessians we're not pirates.
[04.02.2012 15:54:18] [RHA]Geheimrezept: We're here to liberate Rheinland and end this war.

[04.02.2012 15:54:21] Hartmut.Schneider.: ive heard the best and victories stories about you

[04.02.2012 15:54:47] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Do you believe in a better Rheinland?

[04.02.2012 15:54:51] Hartmut.Schneider.: i know, that you great women and men arnt pirates

[04.02.2012 15:54:58] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Without a chanchellor that tells you when to poop?


[04.02.2012 15:55:04] Hartmut.Schneider.: i think the regime is very corrupt
[04.02.2012 15:55:24] Hartmut.Schneider.: they have many deals with traitors

[04.02.2012 15:55:36] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Corrupt is not the right word...
[04.02.2012 15:55:40] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Rotten is!

[04.02.2012 15:56:01] Hartmut.Schneider.: i believe in the Volks Decision

[04.02.2012 15:56:22] [RHA]Geheimrezept: They make people work for minimum wages. Thats what THEY decided.
[04.02.2012 15:56:27] [RHA]Geheimrezept: We want to change that.

[04.02.2012 15:56:37] Hartmut.Schneider.: and how want you to change that?

[04.02.2012 15:56:48] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Do you want to be part of the new tomorrow, i will tell you then.

[04.02.2012 15:56:53] Hartmut.Schneider.: what will you do against this huge force

[04.02.2012 15:57:04] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Well, we keep hitting them where it hurts.

[04.02.2012 15:57:20] Hartmut.Schneider.: in their economy?

[04.02.2012 15:57:37] [RHA]Geheimrezept: We're transmitting our message to everybody, even to the ones that don't want to hear it.
[04.02.2012 15:57:43] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Their economy.
[04.02.2012 15:57:48] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Their military.
[04.02.2012 15:57:51] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Their minds!
[04.02.2012 15:58:04] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Eventually, they will crackle

[04.02.2012 15:58:04] Hartmut.Schneider.: but is voilence the right way to do that?

[04.02.2012 15:58:16] [RHA]Geheimrezept: We're not violent.
[04.02.2012 15:58:21] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Not by default.

[04.02.2012 15:58:30] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Our nature is in fact quite peacefull.
[04.02.2012 15:58:44] [RHA]Geheimrezept: For example... take myself.
[04.02.2012 15:58:52] [RHA]Geheimrezept: I joined just recently.

[04.02.2012 15:58:52] Hartmut.Schneider.: but you are using weapon power and possible destroy military targets
[04.02.2012 15:59:17] Hartmut.Schneider.: and what is with the civilians as colateral damage?

[04.02.2012 15:59:19] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Thats the downside. You have to break some eggs to make an omelette.
[04.02.2012 15:59:28] [RHA]Geheimrezept: We're avoiding civilian casualties.

[04.02.2012 15:59:46] Hartmut.Schneider.: mh sounds good

[04.02.2012 15:59:55] [RHA]Geheimrezept: I was a brewer.
[04.02.2012 16:00:16] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Had a independent brewery station in Munich system.
[04.02.2012 16:00:32] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Until "they" decided that everybody should drink what the chancellor drinks.

[04.02.2012 16:00:51] Hartmut.Schneider.: that is terrible

[04.02.2012 16:00:59] [RHA]Geheimrezept: So they arrested half of my familiy and left the other half unomplyed and branded as traitors.


[04.02.2012 16:01:24] [RHA]Geheimrezept: I tried to change the situation peacefully for almost 5 years.
[04.02.2012 16:01:36] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Waste of time, I tell ya.

[04.02.2012 16:01:43] Hartmut.Schneider.: and than you decided to join the Red Hessians?

[04.02.2012 16:01:52] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Indeed.
[04.02.2012 16:02:00] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Force is my last resort.

[04.02.2012 16:02:18] Hartmut.Schneider.: how do you come to your Call Sign "Geheimrezept"?

[04.02.2012 16:02:28] [RHA]Geheimrezept: It means secret recipe

[04.02.2012 16:02:55] Hartmut.Schneider.: i know what it mean, but why did you choose it?

[04.02.2012 16:02:57] [RHA]Geheimrezept: I am one of the ingredients... to bring victory for RHA.

[04.02.2012 16:03:13] Hartmut.Schneider.: *Loughing*
[04.02.2012 16:03:17] Hartmut.Schneider.: ok i understand

[04.02.2012 16:03:21] [RHA]Geheimrezept: We sold a very famos brand of Starkbier.
[04.02.2012 16:03:35] [RHA]Geheimrezept: "Zhe best in Rheinland"

[04.02.2012 16:03:39] Hartmut.Schneider.: i like Beer it taste great

[04.02.2012 16:03:56] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Well if you enjoy the taste of it...
[04.02.2012 16:04:16] [RHA]Geheimrezept: You could help me getting another brewery station.
[04.02.2012 16:04:24] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Rebuild "Klevers Kuehlen Krug"

[04.02.2012 16:04:34] Hartmut.Schneider.: sure, how could i support you?

[04.02.2012 16:04:41] [RHA]Geheimrezept: I would appreciate a donation of 2 million.

[04.02.2012 16:04:58] You have received 2.000.000 credits from Hartmut.Schneider.

[04.02.2012 16:04:59] [RHA]Geheimrezept: And the next time i share some more stories with you.
[04.02.2012 16:05:07] [RHA]Geheimrezept: thanks a lot!

[04.02.2012 16:05:09] Hartmut.Schneider.: ok, sounds well

[04.02.2012 16:05:14] [RHA]Geheimrezept: But there is one more thing you could do.

[04.02.2012 16:05:16] Hartmut.Schneider.: i wish you safe skies
[04.02.2012 16:05:25] Hartmut.Schneider.: tell me

[04.02.2012 16:05:32] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Shout it out loud
[04.02.2012 16:05:44] [RHA]Geheimrezept: "Long live the Red Hessian Army!"



[04.02.2012 16:06:02] [RHA]Geheimrezept: It will echoe from the ends of the universe.
[04.02.2012 16:06:16] [RHA]Geheimrezept: Farewell, mein Freund!

[04.02.2012 16:06:26] Hartmut.Schneider.: to you too mein Herr

::: THIS TRANSMISSION HAS ENDED :::

Sended you 1 Mill of that lump to support the armory.








*fingerbones spapping*



Oh and later I was luckily running into some IMG comrades who were facing an annoying 'sair Gunboat.

Although being to slow to prevent it from docking, I removed one pirate Transport that decided to fight for the wrong side.





Salutin' to you, Comrades!

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That biplane just shot down my jet!