Renegade Reports

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Greetings, fellow Renegades.

I am honored I may call you "fellow" now. Random chance brought us together, random chance helped to create friendship rather than bloodshed. You seem like an okay bunch of dudes.

Let me introduce myself. I was known as Pubic.Hair.of Seduction. The Jester, The Troll, The Anarchist, The Cop-hater. I have little use for law, order, and especially people who tell other people what is good and what is evil. I am no hippocrite and when I am evil, I admit it and enjoy it. So I like to make trouble, money, and to taunt all those arrogant power-holders. Yeah, and I hate those gallic frog-eaters as well. Looks like we got a lot of common interests *grins*
Now I shall be known as Pubic.Hair.of.Beauty|RR

I am something like a gunboat specialist and I can be a loyal backup if needed. I may be insane, but that doesn't mean I am stupid. Well, not necessarily, HAH!

Anyway, when I travelled to meet the rest of you guys, I almost bumped into some trader. One can never miss an opportunity to catch some flying money, thats what I always say. But things turned nasty when some fools came and tried to ruin my profit. I played stupid, as always, but my patience and goodwill was very limited that day. Rheinland military reinforcements only fueled my anger. To make the story short, I smashed one gunboat and three small ships. Then I danced amidst the flying wrecks, because I consider their deaths to be the celebration of my invitation to Renegades.

I attach some files for you to amuse yourself with their defeat, because actions can introduce a woman much better than words.
http://imageshack.us/g/560/screen212.jpg/

I look forward to our future escapades!

Until then

Pubbie

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In Freelancer Discovery, you can be anyone you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be douchebags.