(Werss comes into the Recruitment office in a horrible moody!) "Pedro come here immediately" he said.
Pedro says: "I am here at your service honorable Centurion Werss" "What we have here Pedro"(Werss looking at some papers in disbelief that this could be an application) "One pilot .. hmm how to express this ahmm delivered today... so I thought ..." "Shut up Pedro,please shut up
Today, I'm not really in the mood to read such...foolishness like this
Please burn this garbage and I no longer want to see something like this on my desk"
***Incoming Transmission***
Comm ID: Werss To: John Stalvern (...gently speaking...) Location: Mindelo Base
John what...John Stalvern,what the hell is this?!
Listen to me gringo, this is the worst...aahh...I've seen!
You are "expert chef", what?!
I'll tell you something,you are nothing...
How dare you send us something like this,we are not a funny organization or company!?
You are a deranged person "pilot" who was obviously mistake a location
Try to find a mental hospital and send them this the same as you sent us and they will probably accept you (good luck)
***Transmission end***
Pedro you there... give me that bottle, I... tengo poco para calmar (huh)