It has come to my attention that we are missing several Officers from our filing cabinets, that is certainly not the best thing to happen as we can't pay you. Hang on, we don't pay you anyway.
But please, for our convenience, fill in the following form.
You have until the 02/02/818 to fill it in. Yes, that is in [color=#FFCC33]ONE WEEK FROM NOW.
Failure to reply will be accepted as your resignation from the Liberty Police Inc. You will be subsequently be removed from our Communication Database.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)