Renegade Reports

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* incoming transmission*

* camera transmits odd images of arms, handling the message transmitter. Because of the ill-placed point of view, nothing can be seen except the muscular, hairy forearms, hands with bodybuilder's veins and long nails, painted bright red *


Ehhh, I've kinda forgotten... Some Nebula Ninjas tried to mess with our business. Since we were quite tired that day, we didn't slay all of them, their families, pets, forefathers, we didn't burn their homes et ceterra.
Instead, we just humiliated them. Hiding in a base and fooling them to uselessly scour the sector. Lot of fun to mock them all the time. I wouldn't taunt them... But hey, they shouldn't have made me angry by sending encrypted transmissions about ME! How rude!
I'll just show you how the fun started. My good companion Jose will fill in the rest soon, I believe. It was his idea to get comfortable inside the base at the right time, so all the credits are his, anyway..

Data files attached: http://imageshack.us/g/72/screen401z.jpg/

With a huuuge kiss,
Pubbie

*transmission ends*

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