The Bible of Hank

[Inconspicuous Alt.]

And here we are again 3 months and 2 relationship later, total advancement index 0.
Smoking a cigarette and looking over L.A's skyline. It's never that simple to blame the mess your life has
become on yourself however, a convenient victim is always easier to point out, something to transfer your own
failures to.So behold today's victim. The wonderful building right in the middle of downtown LA, the one
resembling the Liberty only hollow in the middle. Hank couldn't help but wonder why would they keep building
those buildings reminding them of a ship, a ship which was nothing more than a white flag in war...And why
would our dear Libertonians insist on building everything in Art Deco...Have we forgot the evolution? Both
cultural and biological so we keep building things with the same boring old shape for 800 years, more in fact if
you count the short lived fascination with the style in the 30s of the 20th century. Sure enough, "civilization"
survived because of that ugly fish but at the end of the day one realized that mankind survived for much
longer because of its sexual organs, yet there weren't buildings resembling vaginas and penises. Hypocrisy,
pure human hypocrisy. And since we started why not blame the nomad invasion 20 years ago on that building!
Yeah that seems like a nice victim, blame the building Hank. It stands up a mile in the sky saying frakk-all
about anything, and has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you are nothing than an over glorified
failure. Yep blame it on an inanimate object because it cannot say no to you, it cannot object.
Boo-frakking-hoo a big man aren't you. And yet you will see another sunset, you will go out put on your
douchebaggish face and lure yet another woman as a beautiful shining red tape confining your own complexes
of not being able to settle down for 40 years. Yep inhale the smoke Hank and hope it hides the truth, go out. At
least you are doing something right in your life with the pilot lessons. Pray you don't have a heart attack
before you finish them...