Red Hessian Reporting Facility

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[color=#FF0000]Source:beknownst to you
Target:Red Hessian Army officials
Subject:Second Action Report
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Sehr geehrtes Obercommando of the Red Hessians!



These are some excerpts of my personal log, that I want to share with you as my field reports.



[font=Garamond]Day 2:



[color=#FFFFFF]*you hear the sounds of a bar in the background*



I just made it out alive... Had some excitement with the Corsairs for the first time.
Guess it won't be my last dance with 'em.

We started out by chasing some Bounty Hunters to their hideout, but the creeps crawled into their holes when we entered their scanners.
So no luck for us.



[color=#FFFFCC]*a little louder*



Good job, drill Inspectors of the BHG. Thats the spirit: if you can't 'gank on them, just duck and cover!



*sips some Beer, puts down the glass then continues more calmly*



Keine bounties for these suckers, I guess.

Annnnnnyways, after the little intermezzo with the 'bunters our squad leader figured that the real Action is going on in Theta - the 'sairs system.

So after waiting for one of the Reavers, we set course and rushed over there with our Engines set to max.



*takes another sip*



After taking the jump, we said hello to ugly Sairs and their even more ugly homesys'.
The next 2 hours of my life I was dodging all kind of Blasters, Tizonas, Flaks, blasted-off engine parts as well as spanish curses.

Anger management at it's finest, meine Herren!



*to himself*



Hmm should I send this to my mum?









Dodging half a dozen of Sairs can be pretty ...unnerving. All in all, I was so busy that I kinda forgot a lot what happened.

Can't be bothered yet with watching the enitre replay of the brawl...

Oh but before I forget THIS.

Kress? If you continue to steal my kills, I will kill you.

Do you hear?




*chuckles*

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That biplane just shot down my jet!