.:j:. Junker Congress Admissions

[Tobias Banks]

>>> Incoming Transmission <<<
>CommID: Tobias Banks
>Location: Southampton Debris Field, New London

>Subject: Junker Congress Application

*loud bursts of static with some fervent shouting barely audible in the background* "What do ya mean th-*static* -ody comms are down? Hit by an asteroid? But we're transmittin' right now! See? The lil' light is on. Wait... oh, bugger me, its on! Get out of the way, you-!" *static*

With a bit of shuffling and the reception cleared up slightly, an image appears of a mans shoes, the camera presumably having fallen out of its bracket.

"Esteemed members o' the Junkers Congress, I am Tobias Banks, captain of the Salvager Frigate 'Junkers Bargain'. I would humbly request ta become a Congressman. Figured there was no better way ta move up in the world."

"You're probably wonderin' who the hell I am. Well thats a fair question, I won't begrudge ya that one. That bein' said, there ain't much I can explain on an open comms channel that would be of any use whatever ta folks like yaselves, so I'll jus' say that I am an experienced scrapper an' businessman. If ya've got any questions, ya welcomed ta hail me in space or whatnot. Tobias out."

*there is a sharp burst of feedback, the image on screen of the mans shoes shuffling slightly to the left, with some quiet words still audible*

"Think they're gonna reply? What am I sayin', o' course they're gonna reply. Who can turn down an offer like that? Haha. Wait, why is that still-" *static*

>>> Transmission Terminated <<<

//Loki557 said he'd vouch for me. My character names are Junkers_Bargain, Tobias_Banks, and Luxury_Liner_Soho, should anyone wish to contact me in-game.