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[Mitko]

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Source: Fort Leniex
From: First Class Pilot- Marius Pain.
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Boy, it was a hell of a morning. When I woke up I went to the bathroom, ate breakfast, and polished the new Cannonball launchers I installed yesterday. I decided to take my Prosecutor out for a morning stroll in to Liberty.
In California everything was dead, as if I had passed the system 2 hours ago. He-he, funny joke, right?...Uh, anyway, moving along. In New York I was greeted by flak cannons from the LNS-Alaska right at the jump gate.

I tried to tell the nice officer I was just passing by, but he wouldn't have any of it. I was getting to think the the navy boys actually do have some brain in them. The mighty cruiser traced me all the way to Norfolk where I stumbled upon his buddy in arms, LNS-Kansas. They have deactivated the lanes, so I ran for it across the system. Both battleship captains figured they can actually chase me. Amusing isn't it? By the time I got to Fort Bush, I was intercepted by LNS-Texas, in my opinion a gunboat placed in the wrong hands. The captain was very inexperienced and was breaking the laws of Sirius. (//All of his lines were OOC and he cruised after destroying my shields-I took some pictures if someone is interested, I don't feel like filing a report).

So just when I thought things could not get any more interesting, the civilian cabbage pilot Andrew comes out of nowhere and decides to lend a hand to the LN. This was the moment I was waiting for all morning. After 3 quick turns, some precise shooting and brilliant missile launching I sent the poor bastard to the abyss. It's a pity, the guy had some skills, but I made short work of his Eagle. Next time I will bring a camera so I can include a photographic proof of the whole performance. Did I mention all 3 battleships were firing at me while i was "dueling" the civilian? Well they did and let me tell ya, those guys need training.

The majors dropped the chase, but the Texas was on me till I reached California. There I was engaged by a navy pilot operating a Guardian. We fought equally well, but I was all dried up from the previous fight so I had to pull back. Fortunately, Mr. Sweeney came to may aid, but another navy pilot from NY arrived, along with his buddy from the BHG. I could only hang on for a minute or so, before my ship was wrecked. I escaped via the escape pod and Billy tractored the remains of my ship...

Well, will you look at that, it's lunch time. I need to get something to eat. Repairing the ol' bucket will take some time, so this report is the only thing I will have for a while.

Pain out.

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