A'ight, let's bring it straight to da point here...
While our dear secretery ordered me to do a lil' shoppin' for CRF-526021 one of dose Outcast tridents hit me in Cortez. He declared me some enemy of dose 'casts and wanned to fine me not less but 2 million credits. As dere's been a no-pay policy - dat's what I remember - I refused to pay 'n tried to get outta dere as fast as dose damned trains can run.
Well, long story short... I'm transmittin' dis outta my rescue pod waitin' for somebody to pick me up.