Do you want to be a moderator?

[aerelm]

I represent the [color=orange]Sigs Are Too Damn Large party[color=#FFFFFF].

People post here twenty hours a day, seven days a week,
but don't care to check their sigs size.

Community keeps feeding the trolls,
Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

My main goal is to provide help in keeping the forums clean,
metagaming to its minimum,
and the trolls removed.
This is moderators as usual,
Playing a ten year-old spaceship game.

This is not gonna happen.
With The Sigs Are Too Damn Large movement
I'm here to represent people who're fed up with their browsers
[font=Comic Sans Ms]STRETCHED[color=#000000].
They'€™re being laid off right now, as I speak.

Listen! Someone's little brother just cheated, but admins won't believe.
Do you know why?

Cause his sig is too damn wide.

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As a karaoke expert, only when (drunk), I will not point out any other
issues right here, because our members can't sleep at night, with the
horrid nightmares about a Barge.

And that's only because the Sigs are too Damn Large.

[color=#FFFFFF]P.S: This post includes the mandatory Comic Sans.
P.P.S: This is not a troll app, I'm dead serious.