To: Interspace Commerce

[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus!
Please, take a seat!
Would you bring your attention to me?
This is nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch carefully as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more!

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4
Door 5
Door 6
Door 7
Door 8
Door 9
Door 10
Door 11


Now here comes the report

We're pirating, sir Ron from before
and the Sad Clown.
An IC mercenary shows up
trying to shoot at us
Mr. Ron a good torpedo throwns
and there is merc no more.

Shooting the IC base
a swarm of GMG comes
As I start to joke around
the circus keeps screaming for more
so an IC gunboats jumps on
He gets blown by the Sad Clown
and those light fighters though.
The poor Ron is gone, we got his scape pod
We kept the perfomance on
And some more
Are banished to the floor.

Another gunboat then comes
How dirty we thought
As the circus was going to close
We quickly kick him out
No morons to joke for.

The Sad Clown went down
As the perfomance was already gone
However the Clown still begs for more.

You’ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you’re still breathing!

--Perfomance finished--