Ever have a day you want to just start punching peeps?

[ryoken]

It is a big weekend here in my city. Civic holiday long weekend, and we got a big caribana festival/parade/party. So city is busy and all, but full of morons. Take today for example: I take public transit to work(sucks/ hate it/ need a car) Getting off first bus i walk to doors to subway. Right/left door, i start through right, and some turd runs up stairs, and tried to run THOUGH me. I am 205 pounds, and saw it coming so he bounces off me, and back down the stairs.(only 8 of them) He gets pissed, and yells alot, even after witnesses tell him he deserved it. Time wasted, and move on. Getting off subway i am walking up flight of stairs(about 20) people coming down on right, and left, so i go up middle. 2 from top another turd decides to run down middle, again i brace, and he takes a headbutt to gut, and falls down weezing. Many laugh, and much fun was had by all(except him) He storms off cursing the entire city.
I get to work, and start my day. 30 minutes into my day I get to one of the trash bins I have to empty(garbage truck driver) and low and behold there is a bum with his arse in it taking a crap. I yell what the frack, and his reply is hold on, i am almost done. Like i was even considering emptying it now. Call the po po, and move on.
I get to lunch time, and stop at a Harvey's burger joint on my route for some less then healthy food.(hence the reason i weigh 205 pounds) While sitting in truck eating some teeny bopper comes up along side, and decides to play with the garbage hopper to crush some garbage. So again i am like "what the frack" He shrugs and claims he just wanted to see how it works.
I carry on my route. I get to a less then nice part of town, and while waiting at a street light i got to watch 4 fat cops chase a hooker for over a block, not even coming close to catching her, then she starts banging on my door(which i locked upon her aprouch) offering me favors for a smoke. At which time the 4 fat cops catch up looking as if they were all about to have a heart attack.
Finish my day and head back home via trasit system(did i mention i hate it?) get on subway, and crap luck again. No air, and it is 40C outside. Then to make it worse 2 women that had to be 400Pounds at least sit on either side of me. Both smelling worse then the garbage truck i drove all day.( when a garbage guy claims it smells bad? believe him). After 30 minutes of trying my best not to breath through my nose i finally get home.

So ever have a day you want to just start punching people?

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