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Name: Gumby

Age: 25 in Sirius years

Citizenship: Omega 7, Living Quarters not yet found

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Biography:

I Was born to a Hard working mining family in Rhienland space. Kruger Mining Ran the system with an Iron fist (damn them). Father worked Kruger fields. We lived in Kruger housing. we shopped at Kruger Commisaries. We ate Kruger food. We breathed Kruger air !! yeah.... moving on.... Because of the Poor (...lack of proper health care) and Toxic environment, I was born with a rare syndrome ( too technical to name and too hard to pronounce ) that prevents my body from maturing or getting any larger. As a result I shall remain as I looked when I was 10 months old! Imagine,, NEVER growing, NEVER changing, needing a high chair at 25 years of age, not to mention the stares, women pinching my cheeks and baby talk I must endure from strangers! Imagine trying to get a drink at the local pub! And with a name like GUMBY! And All THIS because the company wanted just 2% more in profits! (did I say damn them yet!) ... Finally my father saved enough to pay for our passage on a freighter to the Omegas and IMG. The Freighter captain took pity on me and determined to teach me how to fly a starship. So here we are with the shirts on our backs... and I have one skill... determined to make it pay for the Improvement of our family. Btw.. Does anyone know where I can find a good Highseat/Captain's chair?

Secondary Information:

What? That wasn't embarassing enough?

Outline the Independent Miners Guild goals:

The IMG exists to benefit it's members. We are ALL members, We are All equal,, Democratic,,, We ALL work,, We try to stay Neutral to everyone as much as we can except for: Terrorists with unreasonable causes, Pirates who prey on our convoys, Cardamine Manufacturers and Dealers (It's and evil Drug), and certain Companies that use unfair business practices and harassment to fatten their wallets.

What can you contribute while inside the Guild ?

I'll work hard,,, follow instructions,,, and help others. (as long as you don't make fun of my size... then we woud have to tussle)

Which are your personal reasons for joining the Guild ?
Money for my family and the freedom to determine my own fate. I may be the smallest miner in Sirius but I have a big heart.

Also, which IMG Department would you like to be part of?

Transport division

OORP Information:

Please provide your Skype ID:

Gumby2pokey

For how long have you been playing on the server?

10 days

Have you ever been part of other player factions?

No

Have you ever been sanctioned?

No but the Devs tried to keep me out because they said I was too small to reach the pedals and controls of my spacecraft...., Also they said because of my looks I am too Cute and it poses an unfair advantage in dealing with the women merchants of Sirius. They are always trying to Breast feed me. (Weird huh?)