The Zoner Conference

[Quorg]

"And when, sir, was the last time you or any of your convoys were attacked by the Privateers? Or paid them a bribe? Pirates do not care about your words; they do not care about your feelings; they do not even care about what they say they care about. This venture is one of profit and attempted strong-arming of the Zoner community."

"Antagonizing an innocent party is wrong and contrary to our principles - we can agree on that. But to allow the plunder of innocent civilians, and to furthermore encourage the plunder by instructing the victims to pay a bribe and to shake our finger at the victims, telling them that "the piracy is your own fault" - well, I will gladly say that my crew and I are not, and will never be, one of "you"."

"Perhaps my presence would not be necessary if those who purport to represent our community grew a spine and at least one-half of a shriveled testicle. As it is, however, it seems that those who wield the most power among us would like to simply throw the rest of the community to the wolves."

"Now, if you have any further personal conflicts with either me or any of my crew, I would be more than happy to settle your differences with us elsewhere. I have said my piece and will speak no more of this issue at this meeting."

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.