To: The [RHA]

[Junes]

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*A scruffy man appears on the flickering screen, his face shows the results of excessive long-term alcohol consumption.*

'ello Army of da Hessians or whuteva' ye're called! Da name's Humphrey Dumpty from teh Steelworkahs and I faintly recall we've worked with ya in teh past a'ready, err-

*He coughs several times, judging from the rough sound it must be a chronic disease.*

..and I 'eard ye are sellin' s'me shineh jewels on yer Diamant Station in 'mega 'leven at an appealin' price. Ye. I'd be interested in buyin' s'me of these bloody diamonds so maybe ye fine revolutionary pals c'n grant meh teh dockin' roights at yer classy station. Teh ships's callsign's SW)The.Detonator, jus' so ye know. We'd both profitate from this, roight? I could leave yer dockers a box woine evereh toime I happen tae show up, too!

*The man bends over and raises a bottle with an exotic label attached on its side. A few moments after the screen turns black.*

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