The Red Hessian Army [RHA]

[pchwang]

0800 Hours

Three hundred days. 72 hundred hours.

72 times 60?

Ach, forget it. You get bored when you've been stuck in an escape pod for three days. People ask you...what do you think is the most unpleasant experience of being stuck in a pod?

A bunch of sorry necked hero-wannabes will tell you, "Oh gosh, man, I was really scared! I thought no one was going to rescue me!"

I'll tell you the real truth. The real reason why it's scary to be in a friggin escape pod. My bladder hurts like hell.

Schiza.

1300 Hours

There's a lurch. They say that the human body is not a spedometer, but a highly advanced accelerometer.

My body is telling me that I'm moving faster.

The pod suddenly slows down, but my head let me know that one the minute it hit the side of the pod. You'd think that these things would be a little more comfortable, especially since the guy inside is about to die.

I'm going to kill Klienfeld. That...left me for dead.

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You might be puzzled at the current moment, but my name is Wolfgang Metz. I'm a Rheinlander, but I don't know why I was named after a sleepy little town in Austria.

I'm joining up with the Hessians, simply because I'm tired of hypocrisy. I saw it as a child growing up, and I'm getting spoonfed it by the Chancellor now.

Getting stuck in that escape pod taught me a couple of things...
1) Never drink before you fly out and eat plenty of food if you do.
2) I decided that I would fight for the people of Rheinland. Perhaps, as a Hessian, there is a chance I can change something. I couldn't as a pilot of the military, but I haven't given up hope yet.

If you get this message, I'm probably stuck on some Bundschuh base talking to a bunch of misguided, trigger-happy, intellectuals.

Yours,
Wolfgang Metz.

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