To: Interspace Commerce

[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus!
Please, take a seat!
Would you bring your attention to me?
This is nothing you'€™ve ever seen before
Watch carefully as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'€™ll be begging for more!

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4
Door 5
Door 6

And now, here comes the report

Piracy for IC
Is bad for the skin
So they try to smash us
with bombers and stuff.

The first one goes pop
by the Sad Clown.
Jokes are flying
kaichous are chainfiring
And one of us is ash
by the mute zoner chap.

The Sad Clown wants revenge,
so a roc gets vanished.
The second one, and another Renegade
Mighty falls.

Now, the Bad Joke has come
You're all doomed, so much
that you even kill your bunch
Not our fault, you just make a mass.

The guy who didn't pay the entrance
Throught the big door is annihilated.
The perfomance is over, however
the Bad Joke isn't done
So he yet another couple scraps
And we all get the [censored] out.


You'€™ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you'€™re still breathing!

--Perfomance finished--