Hillbilly

[Stoat]

Seems as like tha reporter fellers bin followin mah exploits up ter now, so ah guess ahsa best be makin sure all thas tolts true nall. So ah rekons thisere logll do fert last few weeks, an whuts ter cum.

Weeeell, thasa perfikly gud ship ahs jus gut blowd ter hell. Damn it all, ah hates getting shot up like that! It were them dern LSF swine agin. Black Wing, er sumsuch ah thinks. That Fluids sum flyer tho. Ah caint seem ter git meh hed roun hittin him yet. But itll cum, ahsa sure o that!

Ah gut another one oem, , but thars allus fore er fahve oem fer meh ter deal wi, so ahsa gut dun over. Paw wuz rite mad. Agin. Refused ter cum git mah scape pod nall. Hell, whys he have ter take it all so persnal?

Sum Junker finly picked meh up an took meh back ter Beaumont. Soon as ahd gut off ah bushwhacked sum city lookin feller an hightailed it wi his boat. Poxy civvy starflier. Ah hates them darn useless hunks ojunk. Still, it gut meh where ah wuz goin.

Ah get mesel over ter Magellan an finds mesel outside o Mactan. Ah knows they sells good ships thar so ah waits fer sumone ter show up ter gives meh the ok ter dock an buy a ship. So ah waits an waits, an no bugger shows, so ah docked anyway. The ship dealer were moren happy ter sell us a rite nice Slipstream, so ah gut mesel one.

Anyways, ah didnt think goin ter Vespucci ter get some guns wuz too wise, on account o the ire o them Lane Hacker fellers. So ah headed off ter tha Freeport ter wait, an have a few drinks. The Hackers turned up evently, an ah wuz able ter convince em ter sell mesel sum guns. Frosty it were, an a rite nice feller e were nall. Gut me a cupla big Hellflurries, er sumsuch, an then led meh ter sum Hacker base in the Galileo system. Aint never bin that way afore. Fact is, ah din even know it zisted til Frosty showd us the way! Had sum fun dodgin sum Rogue guards, ah think it wuz, on thway. Frosty een askt meh ifn ah wuz wantin ter join the Hackers! twuz temptin, but ah gut work ter do furst. Them LSFll pay. Every one oem. Een ifn it takes meh mah lifetime. Ah owes Johnny that.

Hillbillys ready fer action agin, ah guess. Ahsll git em sumhow, specially that Fluid. Ah wants ter peel his guts offa mah screen. Wouldn sprise meh ifn it were him that killt Johnny int first place.

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