Join the Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army!

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OVERTHROW THESE HEINOUS TYRANTS MOST VILE...

Who out of all of you have suffered from oppression?

Who of all of you have never received thanks or words of gratitude for all that you have done?

It is TIME to overthrow the tyrants of Sirius...Those who oppress you, and keep you tied down...Those who chain you to your trite lives, turning you into hackneyed stooges...

Will you join the liberating force that will sweep Sirius...or shall you stay chained to your very positions of slavery?

If you will not join us out of fear, I myself shall strive to Liberate thee...For the people shall not be crucified upon a cross of tyranny, and they shall not be offered a crown of lies in exchange for their liberty....

All who teem among the ranks of the oppressed, and all who already have felt the scourge that the alliance have brought with them to this sector are invited to join the SCRA.

The People of Sirius have DIED.
Some have LIVED.
It is time for all to be RESURRECTED!

SIRIUS!

It is TIME to STAND up, and ADDRESS YOUR NEEDS!

Whatever the People of Sirius needs, I, Yuri Karpenko, will provide.

Yeah yeah we've heard it all before. Three sides to every story: yours, theirs and the Truth.
Chances are, you're in it for the money just like the rest of us - just putting a different spin on it I'd guess...
And if you win? The current despots are overthrown replaced by Yuri Karpenko. Will we call him Yuri the Benevolent? Yuri the Giver of All that those before Him kept for themselves? What're the chances I wonder...

Take a good man give him a pile of power...