Red Hessian Reporting Facility

[Narcotic]

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SENDER: Rainer Suff
CALLSIGN: Saufbruder
POSITION: Freital, Bar
BETREFF: Statusreport #2

Guten Dachschaden meine Damen und Herren,

how's it 'goin, you Klopapierdoppeltleger! I've just finished the repairs on my flyin' Klappstuhl. It turned out that the fire was real. Heh, I almost exploded... I should have known it, I'm such a Flachwasserschwimmer! Also, the given weapon and equipment setup was total crap. I've upgraded that Unterhosenbügler now to high-end stuff. "Natterturm 2" and Debilitators, to show those rheinland Rückgeldzähler the inside of a Trüffelschwein! See, I've even uploaded a picture of my beloved Trockenrasierschneider:



Ja, it's zum selbstbeglücken! But heh, that's not even all about it. I had the intention to shoot stuff in it. So I've first successfully completed a few dumb missions from Freital, to get used to the ship controls. That was chaos pure (Upload Link #1). Though, I got quickly bored, and wanted to test that Quietschentchen in dangerous combat situations. And for that I went to the Höhle des Löwen! To the "Five". I've programmed a few waypoints (Upload Link #2) in hope to catch some lonesome 'Sair. But somehow, they knew that some Breitmaulfrosch is searching for them. And so I returned empty-handed.

Later on, there should have taken place some obligatory training lessons, but I wanted to play tennis instead.

Mit frohlockenden Grüßen,

Rainer Suff

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