Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army Recruitment Centre

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Name: Mei Xiu
Age: 22
Origin: COMMUNIST
Gender: Female
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Black
Height: 1m65
Weight: 62kg

Biography? I was born on Mykolaiv Research Station as an experiment to create the ultimate sexyness. But it failed so I was assigned to become entertainment on Zhukovsky Station for all these brave comrade very tired from fighting the filthy capitalists of the west IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHERLAND. I am bored, so I'd like to go to space now please and unleash the communist beauty on the capitalists.

Reasons? I am bored

Expections? KILL ALL THE CAPITALIST DOGS, find a boyfriend to ensure the future of the motherland that isn't : drunk every sunday, doesn't have creepy furry tattoos, isn't a stalker, is a capitalist so I can steal all his money for the benefit of the motherland.

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Alley was right.