Corsair Court

[Rodnas]

Location: Omicron Gamma, Planet Crete
Sender: Trueno Benitez
Recipent:The honored CorsairSupreme Court

[color=#fbe1a9]Honored Elders, honored Judges,

grim things took place within our Empire, within one of our most secure bastions, a honorless traitor di his dirty deeds....

I hereby press charges against the capitano of the Imperator class gunboat with the callsign "Texican". This vile scum spits on the honor of all Corsairs, behaving like a dog and trampling on thegraveyard of our most beloved founding father, Don Quixote. This burro mistreat everything you know you should respect while doing business in Omicron 94 and had even the guts to pretend he was honoring our ancestor by his vile behaviour.

I demand justice brought down harsh on this defiling rata and if he is not skinned and sent off naked to the Hessians - the return of the stolen goods of the now desecrated grave aswell as a hefty ....hefty fine are the absolute minimum there is! BY MY HONOR!!

Of course, as soon as the infidel is dragged to the court i will testify against him, here is the proof i offer you to judge over in all thewisdom the honored Elders posses:

After denying his whereabous i found the vile thief...

The honorless deed


Of course, i can offer you the complete voice transcript as soon as i started my routine patrol in Omicron 94:


[04.10.2012 20:17:30] 2012-10-04 18:17:41 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:17:30] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Hola capitano
[04.10.2012 20:20:32] Texican: Oh the pain...
[04.10.2012 20:20:53] 2012-10-04 18:21:04 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:20:53] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Hola there! who is out here?
[04.10.2012 20:21:37] Texican: The lightbringer...
[04.10.2012 20:21:42] 2012-10-04 18:21:53 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:21:42] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Please identify yourself and send me your position, si?
[04.10.2012 20:23:07] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Capitano, please identify yourself - your callsign is unknown to me
[04.10.2012 20:24:11] 2012-10-04 18:24:22 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:24:11] Texican: You mean to tell me you never heard of the Texican?
[04.10.2012 20:24:42] 2012-10-04 18:24:53 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:24:42] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Negative capitano, please give me your location so ican check your identity, si?
[04.10.2012 20:25:10] 2012-10-04 18:25:21 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:10] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: As i thought....what do you do here?
[04.10.2012 20:25:18] 2012-10-04 18:25:29 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:18] Texican: The crew of this boat can outdrink anyone in this sector
[04.10.2012 20:25:27] 2012-10-04 18:25:38 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:27] Texican: Take a wild guess senor
[04.10.2012 20:25:53] 2012-10-04 18:26:04 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:53] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: This is the gravesite of don quixote....
[04.10.2012 20:25:58] 2012-10-04 18:26:09 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:58] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: You better move out of here
[04.10.2012 20:26:10] 2012-10-04 18:26:21 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:10] Texican: And my boys are drinking in his honor
[04.10.2012 20:26:19] 2012-10-04 18:26:30 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:19] Texican: *Bottoms up boys*
[04.10.2012 20:26:26] 2012-10-04 18:26:37 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:26] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: do so senor, but not here
[04.10.2012 20:26:38] 2012-10-04 18:26:49 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:38] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: This is restricted area for everyone,si?
[04.10.2012 20:26:48] 2012-10-04 18:26:59 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:48] Texican: If not here then where?
[04.10.2012 20:27:03] 2012-10-04 18:27:14 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:27:03] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: I know a muy bueno bar on Crete....
[04.10.2012 20:27:24] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Still, i have to tell you to move from this cloud
[04.10.2012 20:27:32] Texican: I'm not sure my crew would agree to that
[04.10.2012 20:27:49] Texican: *What do you say boys?*
[04.10.2012 20:28:08] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: It is standing law of Omicron 94 that no one is allowwed here...there have been too many grave robbery attempts
[04.10.2012 20:28:50] Texican: We've witnessed many of those aye
[04.10.2012 20:29:05] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Si, so you should understand i cannot allow you here,si?
[04.10.2012 20:29:07] Texican: Attempts... that's all they were
[04.10.2012 20:30:07] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: If not, i am afraid this will get to the corsair court....and honorless behaviour is not treated lightly there
[04.10.2012 20:30:15] Texican: Well we're not moving untill we finish this here crate of ale
[04.10.2012 20:30:36] Texican: You would dare to deny us our ale?!
[04.10.2012 20:30:44] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: So you refuse to leave the gravesite in peace?
[04.10.2012 20:31:04] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Si, in respect to our ancestors
[04.10.2012 20:31:07] Texican: We refuse to leave before we finish paying our respects, aye!
[04.10.2012 20:31:26] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: THis is not the proper way to do so...
[04.10.2012 20:31:56] Texican: Nomados
[04.10.2012 20:31:58] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: traitor!!
[04.10.2012 20:32:05] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Drop the gun at once!!
[04.10.2012 20:32:38] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: The court will hear from this blasphemy!
[04.10.2012 20:32:53] Texican: I think you had to much to drink senor



Hasta la vista,

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