Corsair Court

[Texan]

Honored Elders, honored Judges,

grim things took place within our Empire, within one of our most secure bastions, a honorless traitor di his dirty deeds....

I hereby press charges against the capitano of the Imperator class gunboat with the callsign "Texican". This vile scum spits on the honor of all Corsairs, behaving like a dog and trampling on thegraveyard of our most beloved founding father, Don Quixote. This burro mistreat everything you know you should respect while doing business in Omicron 94 and had even the guts to pretend he was honoring our ancestor by his vile behaviour.

I demand justice brought down harsh on this defiling rata and if he is not skinned and sent off naked to the Hessians - the return of the stolen goods of the now desecrated grave aswell as a hefty ....hefty fine are the absolute minimum there is! BY MY HONOR!!

Of course, as soon as the infidel is dragged to the court i will testify against him, here is the proof i offer you to judge over in all thewisdom the honored Elders posses:

After denying his whereabous i found the vile thief...

The honorless deed


Of course, i can offer you the complete voice transcript as soon as i started my routine patrol in Omicron 94:


[04.10.2012 20:17:30] 2012-10-04 18:17:41 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:17:30] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Hola capitano
[04.10.2012 20:20:32] Texican: Oh the pain...
[04.10.2012 20:20:53] 2012-10-04 18:21:04 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:20:53] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Hola there! who is out here?
[04.10.2012 20:21:37] Texican: The lightbringer...
[04.10.2012 20:21:42] 2012-10-04 18:21:53 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:21:42] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Please identify yourself and send me your position, si?
[04.10.2012 20:23:07] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Capitano, please identify yourself - your callsign is unknown to me
[04.10.2012 20:24:11] 2012-10-04 18:24:22 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:24:11] Texican: You mean to tell me you never heard of the Texican?
[04.10.2012 20:24:42] 2012-10-04 18:24:53 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:24:42] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Negative capitano, please give me your location so ican check your identity, si?
[04.10.2012 20:25:10] 2012-10-04 18:25:21 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:10] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: As i thought....what do you do here?
[04.10.2012 20:25:18] 2012-10-04 18:25:29 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:18] Texican: The crew of this boat can outdrink anyone in this sector
[04.10.2012 20:25:27] 2012-10-04 18:25:38 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:27] Texican: Take a wild guess senor
[04.10.2012 20:25:53] 2012-10-04 18:26:04 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:53] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: This is the gravesite of don quixote....
[04.10.2012 20:25:58] 2012-10-04 18:26:09 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:25:58] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: You better move out of here
[04.10.2012 20:26:10] 2012-10-04 18:26:21 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:10] Texican: And my boys are drinking in his honor
[04.10.2012 20:26:19] 2012-10-04 18:26:30 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:19] Texican: *Bottoms up boys*
[04.10.2012 20:26:26] 2012-10-04 18:26:37 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:26] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: do so senor, but not here
[04.10.2012 20:26:38] 2012-10-04 18:26:49 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:38] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: This is restricted area for everyone,si?
[04.10.2012 20:26:48] 2012-10-04 18:26:59 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:26:48] Texican: If not here then where?
[04.10.2012 20:27:03] 2012-10-04 18:27:14 SMT
[04.10.2012 20:27:03] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: I know a muy bueno bar on Crete....
[04.10.2012 20:27:24] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Still, i have to tell you to move from this cloud
[04.10.2012 20:27:32] Texican: I'm not sure my crew would agree to that
[04.10.2012 20:27:49] Texican: *What do you say boys?*
[04.10.2012 20:28:08] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: It is standing law of Omicron 94 that no one is allowwed here...there have been too many grave robbery attempts
[04.10.2012 20:28:50] Texican: We've witnessed many of those aye
[04.10.2012 20:29:05] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Si, so you should understand i cannot allow you here,si?
[04.10.2012 20:29:07] Texican: Attempts... that's all they were
[04.10.2012 20:30:07] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: If not, i am afraid this will get to the corsair court....and honorless behaviour is not treated lightly there
[04.10.2012 20:30:15] Texican: Well we're not moving untill we finish this here crate of ale
[04.10.2012 20:30:36] Texican: You would dare to deny us our ale?!
[04.10.2012 20:30:44] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: So you refuse to leave the gravesite in peace?
[04.10.2012 20:31:04] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Si, in respect to our ancestors
[04.10.2012 20:31:07] Texican: We refuse to leave before we finish paying our respects, aye!
[04.10.2012 20:31:26] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: THis is not the proper way to do so...
[04.10.2012 20:31:56] Texican: Nomados
[04.10.2012 20:31:58] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: traitor!!
[04.10.2012 20:32:05] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: Drop the gun at once!!
[04.10.2012 20:32:38] Corsair.Trueno.Benitez: The court will hear from this blasphemy!
[04.10.2012 20:32:53] Texican: I think you had to much to drink senor



Hasta la vista,[/indent]

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Location: Somewhere in Nomad space
Sender: Antonio Carlos Benitez de Silva
Recipent: Trueno Benitez


Let's get few things straight here hombre.

First of, you don't look particularly Hispanic to me, so unless a Benitez family donky had his way with some Bretonian I highly doubt you even carry as much as a hint of true Sair blood in your vains.

Secondly, the only thing even remotely true about your little fairy tale is the transcript section which fully explains the reason why the 'Texican' was where it was.
The only commentary that's really necessary is that after one of my crewman yells: 'Nomados' and I engage the funkers you actually start firing at the the wreck of the Don Quixote.
Before I can take out the last nomad vessel you decide to do this for some reason.

Lastly, know this Trueno, if that's even your real name...
For desecrating the wreck of the Don Quixote, fabricating evidence and trying to pin the deed on me - dragging the good name of my ship through the mud in the proces - ass well as for various, badly executed insults directed at me and my crew, I promise to hunt you down and kill you.

Oh wait I can't cause you actually committed suicide during our last encounter. Which begs the question who or what you actually were? A nomad infiltrator perhaps?