Hello Mister Alistar Smith, slavery is not awesome and not something you should really admit to, luckily legal are too stoned to care right now. Since you are so young, we'd be taking a chance on training you up. That said: we do appreciate a good logistics pilot with evasive skills.
To gain a rough approximation of your risk as an investment we require answers to the the following hypothetical questions, please explain your reaction as honestly as possible with your first rational thoughts.
1.) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
2.) You are given a Gaian seal-calf skin wallet for your birthday...
3.) You've been kidnapped: your captors tell you that you better think about what you did to deserve this.
4.) You're watching an entertainment feed. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.