This is Commissar General Ulrich Eichel, the People’s Commissar. It appears that the general impression amongst Coalition High Command is that I am dead. Much to what I believe will be the chagrin of several of you, I am most certainly alive.
I am most troubled that my beloved Commissariat has been reduced to a charade. Our government, our military, and our society are threatened by forces that wish to unravel them, and what have you done? You have turned their guardians into a powerless force, incapable of enforcing the discipline required to safeguard our glorious Coalition from its enemies.
I am demanding that I be re-instated into the Armed Forces and the Commissariat. Yes, I am still alive, and it is about time someone did those unpleasant little tasks that must be completed. After all, isn't that what I was trained for?