Red Hessian Reporting Facility

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  • Comm ID: Flieger Otto kittel
    
  • Subject: I hate hangover even more than RM
    
  • Source: Vogtland Base
  
  That was an ordinary day, maybe except the fact that it was monday. And me, flieger of The Red hessian army was patrolling Stuttgart alone. I had a terrible headache and was hangovered after Sunday's evening party. Calm and relaxing music was playing on my player and nothing presaging an enemy contact.
  I was near the Dresden Jump Gates on my way back to the base. But suddenly one enemy RM fighter popped out of the gates right on my muzzle-sight. I was so much angry at him for making me concentrate so my head started to ache even more, it was like a few hummers were striking my vertex. And i can distinctly remember, how i told to myself: you, guy, dont even realize what is the doom waiting for you!!
  So i unleashed all the hessian gun power of natters on his shield and then hull so fast, that couldnt even renen intime and cought my lucky nuclear mine. One Military scum less (smoke)
  
  
  
  Für der volksrevolution !
  
  
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