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Aodh O'Malley flicks the camera on and gives a half smile.

Evenin' miss. Gotta say this ain' what I thought I'd end up doin' with a bit of free time... But ain' an issue.

Name's Aodh, incase y' wonderin'. Saw this an' thought to m'self perhaps there's somethin y' can be helpin' a man with. Problem ain' perhaps what yer used to handlin'... But I'll do best as I can t' explain it.

See... I ain' battlin' with a lack of self confidence, or not havin' th' ability to talk t' members o' the opposite sex. Somethin' a bit different.

Now I ain' asking you to help me find some pretty lass, but rather helpin' me deal with somethin' that's been buggin' me a long time.

Few years back, I was escortin' a transport (part o' the job on the more borin' days, I'm a mercenary) along with a colleague o' mine. Now, the captain o' this transport was a pretty thing, an' was pleasent enough t' talk to... so naturally myself an' my colleague, a lass called Violet, were talkin' to her a bit... this turned into a wee bit o' competition y'see?

Now this little competition was all goin' my way, an' this transport gal was clearly interested, an' she seemed like a real crackin' lass. But then my colleague went an' said somethin' which put paid to every opportunity I might o' had. She said... An' I quote... "You don't want to hang around that Lazuli guy. He's a rapist."

Now, this simply ain' true... ain' in my nature. I might be considered all sorts o' things, an' I been called plenty, but this one thing simply ain' true. I ain' never gone puttin' it where it ain' wanted. An' that's a principle which I stick to.

Problem bein' this rumour gone an' spread to jus' about half o' sirius. So now pretty much every time I'm seein' an opportunity for me, there's someone poppin' up and saying "Ohhh you better be watchin' our fer that Lazuli fella. There's nasty things said 'bout him."

It's causin' me some problems.

He grins and flicks off the camera, cutting the communication.

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