Hillbilly

[Stoat]

Hoooeeee, ah's bin a dustup 'n no mistake. Ah was jus flyin aroun, mindin mah own. Had a near run-in in Texas with sum feller callt Mal, but seems he were polis rather than LSF, tho he were flyin one o them Claws. Ah's'll have ter be watchin that one, ah reckons. So ah runs past a lane hacker name o' LeChiffre. Weird name fer a feller, if'n yer ask mah 'pinion. He were taxin sum trader, so ah pullt up 'longside ter watch the show. Ah guess he paid, cuz he were off soon wi jus a bit o' his hull left intac!

'vently ah gut inter California, an at the gate ter New York ah wuz jumpt by a dern Mandalorian! Ah wuz thinkin they wuzn't s'posed ter be hittin on mah hide wi'out no bounty bein' posted? But ah helt 'im off 'ntil sum feller callt Patriot cum past an offer'd a bit o' help. Ah wuz outta missiles an nukes an bats an mah train disrupters by then, so ah sed yup. Ranov'la Aran! Ah meen, whut kinda name's that fer a feller? So he runs off, an ah caint blame im really. Patriot were in sum kinda destroyer er summit. Ah asks im 'bout the bounty on mah head, an e sez there aint wun. NO BOUNTY! An e's attackin mah ship like ah's sum kinda pirate er summit. Ah's'll be lookin out fer 'im inner future, ah's'll be tellin yer.

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