Volgograd News Agency, News From Omega-52!

[Sirius Coalition]

TRANSMISSION TARGET: Public Band, Sirius Wide
SUBJECT: News For The Working Class!!

We bid you a humble and sincere greeting, as we broadcast our message to you for the very first time, good people of the Sirius Sector!

We are very excited to have you as our audience this morning! Today is an important day for us, you see? Never before have we been able to reach such a wide audience, now though, we can share with you the news that is most important!

We will share in future broadcasts, news regarding those Valiant warriors, the Heroes of the Revolutionary Army who risk their lives every day fighting for you, whether you realize it or not!

We will also teach you of our Cause -- The struggle for YOUR Freedoms and Liberties, the struggle for TRUE Social Equality and the struggle for Liberation from Corporate Serfdom!

Additionally, we will also cover a wide variety of topics related to current events and general happenings...for example, today in our inaugural broadcast, we'll be revealing a two day forecast for the weather on Planet Volgograd -- The Coalition's Glorious Capitol Planet, and the seat of power for our Great Premier-Commandante, Ms. Katya Vaschenko!

Starting with today:

12/3/819: Temperatures this morning were as low as -73 degrees Fahrenheit outside the domes, remaining at a crisp 0 degrees on the surface within, and a cozy 25 degrees throughout most of the subterranean warrens. Later this afternoon, temperatures are expected to rise as high as 50 degrees inside the domes, so don't dress too heavily for work! Tonight, the temperature inside the domes is expected to remain somewhere around 30 degrees, it's that time of year to dig out those extra blankets at night, dear Comrades!

12/4/819: Tomorrow we're looking at a cold front coming up from the south pole, bringing heavy snow that's expected to last from mid-morning throughout the day, possibly letting up briefly in the evening. It sounds like the Labor Corps will have quite a day ahead of them, if you're a member of the Labor Corps, do remember to tuck your pants into your boots...being slowed because of snow in your boots isn't an excuse that your otherwise friendly "Supervisor" will want to hear...ha ha ha!

Temperatures tomorrow are expected to remain in the low teens, both on the surface and down in the warrens, well into the evening.

My dear Comrades, you might consider redeeming some of your Social Credit points in exchange for winter coats or an extra pair of gloves, you never know when they'll come in handy, and our friendly Distribution Center staff are ALWAYS glad to help a citizen in need!!

We hope that those of you outside of Omega-52, joining us for the first time, have enjoyed our broadcast, be sure to tune in next time for more from our home! This is the Volgograd News Agency, going off the air!

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