OSI Recruitment (iRP)

[Muse]

You wish to recruit us? Very well. The rocks tell me you are friends..for the most part. You are the one recruiting us! How do you expecting us..I mean I.. to know what you are recruiting me for! Perhaps you just need to hear a story? Yes. You will love this story. It is about rocks.

And lets be honest..who doesn't love rocks?

We are the protector of rocks.. We guard them. We haul them. They reward us. That is the way of life for us..I mean I. *concentrates* I...haul..ores..

We have come under attack recently and discovered it would be easier if we had protection.. However the rocks don't love just anyone. The Junkers are too dirty and smelly, and the Outcasts are just plain foul..So we looked to the Zoners. It was pure luck that we encountered OSI- Vahall. He was quite helpful. A real rock-friend. He told us you wanted skilled pilots. Some will say we are crazy. We..I..am not crazy. The rocks are our family. They guard us in times of weakness and we guard them when we aren't.

However, we have spoken, the rocks and I that is, and we have discussed that in order to protect the rocks..we must meet more rock-friends..Even if that means not protecting the rocks every cargo.

If you are really recruiting then you must be desperate. We are who you need! We will protect your cargoes, but without guns. Guns are not rock-friendly.. rock friends cannot love guns. If what Zwiffel of OSI- Vahall told me is correct, you need us. You need more rock-friends. We..I...am a skilled pilot with many years in deep space cargo experience.

We are looking to hear back from you soon..and we are even more excited about this test Zwiffel has told us about. He mentioned that there might be cake? Can we request it be rock-friendly and not contain space dust? Anyways..We are getting ahead of ourselves..

Mm..cake..

In-game name: Mad_Hatter
Skype name: Tacticalgera
Timezone: North Central America
Age: 19
Ship: Zoner Whale
Application for transportation department

I was recommended by OSI- Vahall to this forum, he dealt very well with an unusually mad hatter who is obsessed with ores he calls 'rocks.' Since he is mad, he possess more than one personality and they are constantly fighting, one would rather protect the rocks alone while the more sane one wants to help out others. Therefor the referencing himself as we or us.