Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Thunderer]

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Priority: BLOODY UNSPEAKABLY HIGH!
To: BAF Intelligence Staff
From: Poor Charles Richard Hall
Subject: Pick up my pod already, for God's sake!

*While the image is absent, the sound can be heard, although it is poor quality.*

My sandwiches are gone! Tea as well! Also the ship! Even... Oh, curses. Oh, bloody hell. We have lost a battle. I have lost it. Let me tell you what has happened, but, please, pick my miserable pod up already, and give me some tea!

*Charles breathes out, causing some snow in the sound. Then he quickly breathes in.*

There were hundreds of them! There were twenty Valors, ten cruisers and countless bombers! Alright, two Valors, one cruiser and a few snubs. They were sitting in front of Leeds, causing breathing problems to the population below every time they open their unwashed armpits and drunken mouths! However, our defenses were weak at that time and only I, with my battleship, and two bombers were present. The Thunderer was not even outside the planet. I had no choice, but to desperately get out of the dockyard and try to defend my home. When the bombers told me the Valors had gotten a bit further from the planet and turned it their scabby, green backs, I got out and started shooting at the closest one, which was equipped only with missiles as heavy weaponry and was moderately armored. The other one was far and I was afraid of this one's forward gun, so I just charged it, for it was probably my only chance. However, like some otherwordly power has cursed us, the other one, which was far at the start, has turned as soon as the one engaged by me had started losing. When she had gotten in range, the Thunderer was simply overwhelmed. There she is, separated in three miserable parts, what was once a great warship! Tug her to Southampton, I beg you! Repair her, I implore you! So I can rain down my vengeance to those who have caused me suffer!
Oh, and pick up my bloody pod already, for God's sake!

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