SCRA Communications Centre

[Jeremy Hunter]

>>>INCOMING
>>>Sender: Provost Marshal Jacob Forge
>>>Location: Battleship Karl Marx, Omega 52
>>>Subject: Interspace Commerce and Gallia

Members of the Fighter Corps;

We of your High Command Structure have decided to give you a Christmas Present. You each will find a bottle of vodka in your room, and the Brothels shall service each member with free Christmas Specials. Until the day is over, you are to eat, drink, and be merry.

And applaud your comrades.

But! Be ever vigilant! If even one man slacks off when the war comes back around, you will be sent to JiangXi wearing whatever you have on your back (which means, when you're at the brothel, God have mercy) and left there to hike to the Airfield near New Hangzhou.

And then you will be forced to clean up the bar after tonight.

With a toothbrush.


Merry Christmas.

General Forge, out.

>>>END<<<

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.