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Sender: Hauptgefreiter Hans Krieger
Destination: Admiral Keiser
Subject: Rheinland Cruiser [RN]Pinky&Brain Commander
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This is not the first time this "individual" displays indications that he is not only unprepared to serve the Kriegsmarine with diligence, but also that he has an inclination to be permissive towards criminals. I had already demanded of him that he display proper military decorum. It seems to no avail. This man is a disgrace to the Kriegsmarine and to Rheinland.
Ma'am, I apologize for not bringing my concerns to the command's attention before, but I have never been witness of such travesty as displayed in these logs. I will devote all my efforts to have this mock of an officer brought before you for debriefing.