Cryer Pharmaceuticals Recruitment (iRP)

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Name:
Gregory Home

Address:
N/A, Dorm 24, Cambridge Research Station

Nationality:
Bretonian

Qualifications (Educational):
Medical Training at Denver,
MSc in Research Methodology, at Cambridge Research Station

Qualifications (Vocational):
Flight License.

Relevant Experience:
Research in miRNA sponges, tyrosine receptors signaling pathways and part of the Standing Scientific Committee on Planet Carlisle's restoration.

Employment History:
Member of the Bretonian Board of Endocrinology.

Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
I'd be most interested in working under (or being funded by) Cryer to initiate a research that I hope will be the basis of my PhD on the epigenetic effects of Cardamine on DNA, especially on activating and regulating telomerase genes, potentially explaining the prolonged lifespan of Hispanic populations.

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
Charged for crimes against humanity due to my attempting to IFV a human egg with several knock-off genes. I maintain that laws around this thematology must change, but I have agreed to cease these experiments.

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
I was charged with harassment for my (non-consensual) extraction of the aforementioned eggs. Come on, it was for science!
My S.K.Y.P.E. recognition username is grayish_jedi, I look forward to your response.