Greetings; Guten Tag; Buenos días and quite indeed 'Ello chaps!
We're the Saint Vincent Twin and we're looking for company! As we understand, Omicron Supply Industries is nothing but the prime meat when it comes to outer reaches shipping. This means we're in the same league, my friends, and we must either compete or adjoin in the same scene! Being the amicable and pacified sort that we are, we'd much rather bond and party together lest Zoner comradery be spoiled by wasteful rivalries; so in the interest of affectionate fondness: hear our confession!
We, the Twin of Saint Vincent, and the Saint Vincent Twin, profess a plea of guilt to the following charges:
Piloting our beautiful ZBT-100Z 2 and its ancestors for over two decades preceding the current present
Spotless track records barring that one time only We-Really-Shouldn't-Have-Mixed-Those-Drinks incident (not to be repeated but we'll share the recipe if you want it!)
Boasting charts to no less than over 75 star systems, including nearly all of the Omicrons, Omega's, Sigma's, Tau's and most of the known and unknown (hah!) independent planet-bugger-systems (You really don't want to know how we came by some of these *winkwink*)!
Fooling the natives by skillful application of Breton, Rheinisch, Hispanic, ancient Gallic, Standard Sirian and the tongue of 3R1S.
Shamelessly hosting great bacchanalias between over two-thousand dockings (really, you should come over at least once!)
But enough with irrelevant details and odd peculiarities; you want to know about us before we fly in unison! I am the Twin of Saint Vincent and my brother is the Saint Vincent Twin. Together we steer Sur-Sydwn (homage to the ancient Sol cities), our mighty ZBT-100Z 2, from port to port, displacing surely impressive shipment numbers (the parties at said ports are of course nothing but an excuse for dispatching freight)! Though technically not of the same mother, or father, you might say we were co-joined from the beginning, never leaving each other out of sight, supposing it were possible, hahaha! We were born together among the stars and we will shall die together among them (but not yet for a very long time, if so we can help it)! My brother, the Saint Vincent Twin, marks it imperative to mention our male friends who do so often accompany us on our journeys; so there you have it!
Should you be curious, furthermore, or think it necessairy to coalesce in celebration onboard Sur-Sydwn, we have not failed to mention our contact coördinates attached to the message, as well as availability of our S.K.Y.P.E. buzz on private channels by request.
Henceforth we await your judgement to our appeal!
- Twin of Saint Vincent, with glee
- the Saint Vincent Twin, fondly
