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PERSONNEL FILE NUMBER 01322
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Subject Name:Li Liang
Background Information: Li Liang. Daughter of eminent scientist Professor Chen Yi Liang (deceased), former head of biochemical research, Cambridge Research Station and Mrs Catriona Liang (retired), formerly an employee of Borderwords Exports corporation. Administrative division. Place of birth; Planet Leeds, East Riding Region. Education; State Comprehensive. Leeds University. Studied sirius languages, applied mathematics, physics, astro navigation and interpretive dance.
Psychological Assessment: During the course of the assessment, the subject was asked questions designed to show levels of reasoning, deductive processing and stress tolerance. Although subject Liang answered adequately, there were one or two answers of note that should be mentioned.
1) Subject was asked; "What ambitions do you have if your BPA application is successful?"
The subject responded; "Oh I don't know. I like, just want to be like a policewoman and that and like help people and stuff and that.........and the uniform is like soooooo me and everything."
2) Subject was asked; "If you could own any pet, what would it be and why? The subject responded;
"Oooooh! I'd love a dolphin! They are like sooooooo cute and they smile like all the time and everything and all that and they talk too yeah"
Conclusion; Although all other test answers gave no cause for concern, these two solicited such a response from the subject that they are worthy of note. Dr Philips, who reviewed the results, states "Ms Liang is an emotionally solid individual with a quick mind and strong mental ability. However, it is my recommendation that should Ms Liang be successful in her application, that she be allowed nowhere near the BPA animal pound and that she be strictly forbidden from any modification or 'accessorising' of her issued uniform.
Known Contact Information: The supplied contact details for Ms Liang are the personal comm code stemc68
When asked for her contact details, Ms Liang also added, "Yeah just like call me yeah? If I dont answer then like leave me a message, that'd be cool and stuff"
' Wrote:This really isn't something that needs to be taken super seriously because it's a game and most of us are just here to have fun. You should try smiling, you'll feel better about things (honest).