Ravenhurst Watch

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**** RAVENHURST WATCH ****

After many centuries the TAZ efforts to build and equip the Mighty Temple to Eris on Pueblo Station were successful and it was declared within the Pentabarf to be a holy place, only accessible to those with suitably polished Pineals.

However, over time it became obvious that common criminals, vandals and grave diggers were at work within the temple bounds, taking advantage of the open gates by looting the candelabra, snortin’ our wine and chewin’ our tobacco. Something had to be done, bolster the watch maybe?....

But guess what? Even with extra Robes guarding the Temple gates, some fools still found it funny to climb over the back yard wall and scrump our apples straight out the orchard!!

Human nature, inquisitiveness and downright bad manners were at play, despite wide publication of the Temple Rules....

So, to finally stop the barefaced swiping of the baby’s candy, we built Ravenhurst Watch, along with a fine set of persuaders to keep out the unwashed minds and bodies of those that came to do us no good.

And the Pentabarf was suitably amended....

“There will be NO DOCKING on Pueblo Bonito, except for TAZ, recognized Temple Acolytes, or without Express Prior Permission of the TAZ Inner Spanktum!

NO EXCEPTIONS!

Failure to Comply Will result in Explosive Decompression with Minimal Warning, and/or Inclusion on the TAZ "Enemas" List.

Kallisti!”

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You still want to visit? - Docking Requests for Pueblo Bonito.

There is a way folks! If you want access to Pueblo for any good reason, there’s no harm in asking for Temporary admission to the Shrine of Eris. For this privilege we ask a small fee and a good explanation. The money will be used for covering the cost of the administration and stocking the larder and the explanation to entertain the Popes over a couple of drinks. Although just paying the fee is no guarantee of access if we don’t like yer reasons.

Here’s the application form, post it right back below fer consideration.

Full Name: ( your full name )
Vessel Name: ( your vessel's name )
Identification: ( ID with screenshot and evidence of ship's IFF)

Your reasons for applying: ( If you ask for a ship please add your intentions with it )
Proof of the transaction: ( please send 100,000 credits to: [TAZ]Temple.Fund )

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