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Location: Battleship Karlsruhe, Stuttgart System
ID: Gefreiter Elias Beist

Subject: Report Number 6

At the beginning of today's patrol, I have encountered an LWB gunboat seemingly pirating a DHC vessel. However, as I got in range, the LWB captain proceeded to try to engage both of us in conversation. Trying to gauge his inclination and possibly buy some time for the trader, I remarked that all conversations can be continued in Vierlande. Instead of escaping, the captain of the Daumann vessel went down into his hold and returned with a load of Synth Paste. Leaving the comms channel on, he gorged on the revolting substance. The LWB captain did not seem to get distressed by this, at least not as much as I did. Right after my words about forwarding this interaction to his superiours, all our systems were wiped out by an ion storm.

After recovering, I decided to proceed to Dresden, since that is where some activity was spotted earlier by the Altenburg. Upon getting there, me and Gefreiter Fuchs joined up for a sweep of the adjacent Giftnebel. We encountered the Hessian Thors. I was not prepared for how little experience they seemingly had... They impaled themselves on my Panzerfaust like a piece of meat on a fork. We shorlty left the field, as it was starting to clog our scanners and comms. I proceeded to Stuttgart to buy some apples and get Fuchs some fruit salad, filled with crunchy Bount- Bananas... filled with crunchy bananas.

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Ah, Elias out.

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