Hallo strange person, this is Horst the melon farmer speaking!
After sending you the most confidential, confidential message I could think of I think I might also answer here?
Well I dont even know why I answer this transmission, but there somehow seems to be some urge to do so, its coming from somewhere deep within me.
I really should visit nurse Helga later, she might know whats going on.
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
I have been a melon farmer since over a year now. How could I ever take a break from farming? My melons wouldnt like that!
But somehow I feel that I have to answer differently, it should be 816, January 2009, eh what? I should stop drinking Rheinbier for a day or two.
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
Something told me to answer that its GMT + 1, the one with Rome and Berlin in it, never heard of those places. Cant be important.
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
Im a proud farmer of Stuttgart! An thats a really dumb question.
But I sometimes do have really wierd dreams, I end up as pilot somewhere totally different!
Lets see, I have been an RFP officer once, then I have flown a RepEx transort, but sometimes an Unioner as well, I also dream that I did run the Arbeitergewerschaft sometimes, as if I ever could do that.
I have been a Gallic Royal Navy pilot, or an Unione Corse smuggler somewhere I have never been before, but it was pretty there, I should book my next vacation to this place!
Uhm.. dont laugh at me, but I even have been a girl sometimes, one of Golden Chrysanthemum people.
On sundays I sometimes end up in a Colonial ship, thats wierd too, but their ships are pretty.
Now we go on to the really scary nightmares, you know, sometimes I dream that I had a nomad in me, or that I have turned into one of these Phantom mass murderers, or even worse one of those drunk and smelly Rogues up in Liberty!
Thats essentially really a lot of wierd dreams. Harvesters, RFP|, =CR=, RepEx-, AGS- (Thats still not correctly split into UN| and LWB|), GRN|, [GC], Aoi Iseijin, Wilde., Phantoms, IMG|, SCRA|, LR- and unofficial ones like the LaBrise. You know thats when I really enjoy to wake up to realize that Im just a farmer.
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
What?
Why do I even answer questions that are obviously asked by drunk people I dont know?
But I guess that this Overlord thing would be a nice person, that would try to help the gods to keep this place running somehow. It should also help others with problems they might run into.
I think it really doesnt like people that cant read pinned posts that explain what should and should not be done in different sections and would somehow try to be a janitor that cleans the place from dirt, I could need someone like that for my farm as well you know, oh great its happening again.
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