Help Wanted: Moderator Units Needed

[Lex]

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Location: Sunbucks café
From: Police Officer Harris
To: A.D.M.I.N HQ

Well hello there… It just so happens that I’ve been looking for a side job. I don’t really know what a “FMU” it is but it can’t be that hard to figure out. Here’s a bit of information about myself. I was a traffic cop on Houston for couple years so I know how to handle dem scums and fool. I was then promoted to Officer where you deal with more fools. After couple months of patrols and dealing with 12 year old pilots I received SWAT training. I basically learned how to use tazers and bats for uhh the pilots who resist arrest. I also learned the fine arts of making extra credits for your retirement fund. Also learn how to get good deals for your local donut shop. I think that’s about it…Ohh and did I mention the Don… wait I did never mind.

1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?

Well I’ve been a full time cop if that’s what you are asking. I started the job 6 years ago. I haven’t been fired or anything like that so I guess I’m part of Libertys finest.


2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't

My Player overlord tells me that I am “GMT -7 (Mountain time)” whatever that means. I think it’s a code for something. I will have to look it up in the “how to be a cop for dummies”.


3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)

Well I’m an officer of the “LPI-“. I like to call myself Libertys Finest cause you don’t see those fancy Navy boys taking care of speeders or drunk pilots. Speaking of drunk pilots… this one pilot told me he was a member of the “Reavers, Gas Miners Guild, Gallic Royal Police, the Cartel, Asgard warrior, and the Mafia”. Don’t worry I fined him and took him straight to Sugarland. Wait what were we talking about… ohh yeah the questions.


4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?

Well the main reason is I’m looking for some extra credits for my retirement fund. Between you and me the bribes are getting worse and worse. I used to be able to get around 100,000 credits to turn a blind eye. Now days these kids think they are some kind of hotshot and betray the law! I also figure I should do something to give back to Liberty. I’ve been consuming all of Liberty’s donut supplies. Wait…my player overlord is telling me that consuming all of Libertys donuts is not the reason. He is saying that the main reason he wants to become a FMU is because he feels that he should give back to Disco for all the good times he has had on Disco and that he wants to keep Disco alive.

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