Red Hessian Reporting Facility

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Source: Freital Base, Omega 5

ID: Sigurd Falkenbusch

Guten Abend, Damen und Herren


A few days ago, I did a little sabotage mission on Krupp Munitions. My takeoff from vogtland was at approximatly 12:52 Vogtland station time. In addition to the standard armament my Odin was equipped with a powefull drilling device. By drilling through the outer hull of the station I planted there transmitter which will cause malfunctions on the stations toilet flushes in the admirals lounge. The results should be hilarious - the toilets flush in reverse. Just imagine a fountain full of turds going splish-splash up those corrupted butts. The idea for this little move I got from my last vacation in the Kusari system.

Right after planting the probe my contact alarm was showing that hostile 3 targets (2 Wraiths and a Gunboat) were approaching. Military obviously decided to end their Strudelbreak and finally had arrived. They had the numbers, so the only thing I could do, was playing on time. No need to cause suspicion! By acting casual and evading them for some time I subtly directed the contacts to the nearby asteroid belt, where i was backed up by an LWB Arbeiter with the callsign "Lahme Ente".

One of the Military guys and the pilot of the LWB had some REALLY strange story going on between themselves concerning bananas and stuff and the Rheinland Military Gunboat which was present at this time had a callsign relating to a move (possible spy from Liberty?). All in all, not my kind of conversation.

By giving them false intel about a fictional mothership, I further delayed and potential repercussions until a SCRA gunboat arrived which was summoned by the LWB pilot. Things got hot quickly after that: First, we started balanced fight, where me and my wingman focused fire on one of the wraiths. We made sure that both of the wraiths were busy. However one of them must have been able to dispatch a distress signal to the command center.

Not long after, we found ourselves eye to eye with an enraged Admiral of the Rheinwehr. Did my little prank already found a victim?

The aftermath of our little brawl: the Military dispatched the poor Lahme Ente. In the following duell with the Admiral i shot his ship until it exploded. My badly hurt odin was not able to withstand another round with the remaining Wraith, so I had to take a dive into my escape pod.

All in all a quiet day.

Falkenbusch out.


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That biplane just shot down my jet!