Police is not helping

[Haste]

I would like to remind all participants that pirates are in fact human beings, and are participating in our fantasy world in order to increase the lasting appeal for us lawful characters.

Should you find yourself face-to-face with one of these beings, you should consider the fact mentioned above before attempting to use excessive force in order to neutralize the threat they may prove, or may have proved to be.

It is indeed so that I am here pleading for the equal treatment and human rights of these remarkable individuals, for it is them who add spice to our normally boring lives, which would otherwise consist exclusively of the fining of civilians for broken tail lights, speeding (350 in a 200 zone is a common offense) and other trivial matters.

I have attached an image of a pirate in its natural habitat:
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