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LPI-Michael.Rivers[O]
Location: Fort Bush, NY

Rivers here. I'm hammered right now in a celebratory drink over the success these past few days so, here ya go. 'Nother quick re-run of my activities.

I'm sure we all know that Black.Scorpion Assault Carrier that went rogue. Here's some explicit pictures of the captain's nipples. # # Hm, seems like I accidentally over-wrote the pictures. Oh well, those will have to do.

Ran into a rogue named LR-Angry.Toaster, and put him down with some assistance.

Then there's an ALG called OnYx who was transporting boron illegally. Confiscated it and fined him for 1.000.000. Also on the subject of illegal goods, fun times with embargo. Shonoc who was transporting black market munitions, had them confiscated and was fined 180.000. I also took some of the cargo to Houston for the navy to dismantle and re-use. They gave me 130.000 for it. Then there's also luo2013 who was hauling FloraGro. I stopped him and out of no-where he proclaimed he was leaving and began to turn a cloak on. I quickly put him down. Saving the best for last, Skaven_de who was attempting to smuggle gate/lane parts into Rheinland. He refused to co-operate and I had to put him down.

Ran into an Outcast Tridente named Silver.Harper, he didn't seem to want to distract me with money so I just called three Judges on him. But then, who can forget a freelancer flying a Naval vessel? Callsign was KrokoZBR. I explained what was wrong and fined him 100.000 because directly after, he grabbed an LPI ID.

Light fighters are fun. Especially Voodoo.Child. who was flying a Scimitar. He managed to pod Frost with his own mine, but I quickly took him down after. Next up, two pirates by the names of uninstall_baddie! and u_mad? who engaged me as soon as I jumped into Colorado. One of them got away, while the other tried to cloak and I just kept him CD'd until it wore off then blew him up. Oh, and this was another embargo runner. My guncams malfunctioned, but he was smuggling over the border in a BWT by the name of Solstice. Confiscated it and fined him 1.000.000.

And of course, it wouldn't be a proper report without some Kraut deaths over an open fire. They don't really deserve the luxury of having their names given, their coffee is absolutely dreadful. But here's the images. # # # # #

For the last two of the day, got a vessel that was carrying some jellyfish named Fatal.Bonds and, of course, I confiscated them. Finally, a pirate marauder named Drone_(UAV) who I chased relentlessly until he docked at Rochester. Suggest we make the Junkers refuse him refuge on their bases. # #

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Rivers out.

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