The Story of the Lost ARC

[ARC-13]

As violent ion storm engulfs the entire Sirius sector making all spacefaring impossible, ARC-13 sheltered by a dense nebula in the Koeln system patiently awaits and spends provided time with a self-repair system enabled while processing some low priority data.

Data restored.
Processing priority: Low
Rubric: Humor concept.
Observation: Recorded area of human distribution is colossal.
Assumption: Growing frequency of contacts with humans.
Asserted action: Modify com software with a restored data. Usage of humor concept to simplify future contacts with humans.
Restored data reference: One of the prevailing expressions of humor between humans is a joke.
Observation: According to a broadcast scanning one of the widespread jokes is “2milordie” joke. True sense of this isn’t still comprehended.
Asserted action: Field testing of com software enhanced with a humor concept.

New data acquired.
Processing priority: Low.
Rubric: Human vessels, contains no sentience hosts.
Statement: Meeting with a human vessel ignoring all attempts to contact.
Hypothesis formulation: Full degradation of cognitive functions due to radiation, biological problems or total ceasing of functioning. Early assumption of wrong frequencies usage is false, proved by several successful contacts.
Problem statement: Is it acceptable to consider such vessels a source of valuable resources much like a mineral rich asteroid.
Decision: Positive. As no sentient hosts are harmed while resources extraction is commencing.
Clarification: Biological creatures that shows only primal instincts like aggression and taking flight to all contact attempts shows extremely low cognitive levels. Recycling is recommended, as spacefaring vessel with no sentience hosts onboard represents a highly probable peril.

//A bit of ooRP – Yes, yes, I know, that AI ID prohibits piracy, but I’m not demanding credits or cargo, and if a guys RP is an unmanned vessel with a brick on a foot-throttle, he should be treated respectively.

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The Story of the Lost ARC