Sender ID - Captain Andreas Schmidt Location – Planet New Berlin, New Berlin, 5F Subject – Hessians getting dumber
Greetings
So, today was very interesting so far.
I got some Aluminium, what was left of yesterday, to Stokes and brought ship hull panels back. That delivery was completed at the end of the day. More interesting than the goal though, was the way.
So, at first I received I noticed from long-range scanners that our famous incompetent hessian cruiser captain lurked somewhere in New Berlin. I landed on Stuttgart, saw that he was arriving in Stuttgart and waited a few minutes. It was risky, but after a few minutes I undocked and managed to slip through without him noticing. I got to Frankfurt and at the jump gate to Munich, a single hessian bomber stood there, telling me to stop or to die. I don't like people shooting at me, so I stopped. Unfortunately, the hessian then opened fire on me on me approximately 10 seconds later, just telling me to die. These hessians, no manners today, right? *sighs* I jumped to Munich, hoping it would delay the hessian a bit. And indeed I managed to get to Battleship Regensburg, which opened fire on the hessian bomber who arrived immediately after. I just thought.. screw it, with a battleship in my back I can sure fight him.
Obviously, this hessian wasn't the smartest guy around. He barely managed to get my shield down and started to shoot Nova torpedos at me. A few shots of me knocked his shield down and he - being too close - blew up while my shield absorbed the damage. One hessian less in space and one more on my list of incompetent hessians.
The list is unusually long, if you're asking.
I got docking permission on the battleship to refuel myself and get filled shield batteries.
When I undocked, the famous incarnation of incompetence uncloaked and opened fire on me. The usual known pre recorded two-liner. I managed to dock on the battleship again, successfully proctecing myself of his fire.
Then, I turned my radio to system wide frequency and tried to have a little talk about incompetent hessians and how their revolution will fail if they continue to have these manners and skill, or rather the lack thereof.
Unfortunately, this hessian isn't much into talking. It seems that everything that this guy can't blow up is not worth of interaction.
For a conclusion, I suppose you can say hessians get dumber each day. One more reason why they will fail.
Signed,
Andreas Schmidt
Captain of the Puttgarden
Miner Division
Security Wing Division
