Calling all Gaians: You are invited to the Hell

[The Banger Grim]

Pull up your socks & grab your...beer mugs.

My name is Matthew Grim of the Gaian Circle. You are all cordially invited to participate in a humble little Green Hell pub crawl, on me.

What could possibly go wrong? Besides, when a new day dawns, it's always better to wake up regretting something you have done than something you haven't, yeah?

I'm en route to Islay now & will hammer out the particulars of the bill with management when I arrive this evening. Set your waypoints & prepare to live a little more than usual.

What say you? Are you our kinfolk or are you simply a walking hairy green puss with delusions of kinship?

RSVP by simply showing up at > The Green Hell Beergarden < in Edinburgh

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