Calling all Gaians: You are invited to the Hell

[The Banger Grim]

Oi. Gaians. Free booze and good company too much to handle? I just checked in with Islay traffic control and they were playing poker to pass the time. Poker. Now, I like cards as much as the next bloke, but honestly, I'd prefer they pass the time directing the flow of incoming traffic, since it better justifies their pay rate.

Just to be clear, I don't care what kind of Gaian you are. Protester, Pirate, Prosthelytizer, whatever...Who cares? Every now & then it's good to simply get drunk enough to be able to connect or reconnect with your extended Family. Besides, who among you doesn't like an open bar at the end of a road trip? Seriously.

There's no logical reason to be scared.
Well...mostly.

We're at
> The Green Hell Beergarden < in Edinburgh

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